Don't Touch the Dogs | Below Deck Down Under S4 E5
Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Program
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4.5 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When Daisy says I don't screw the crew, it's, um, it's framed. |
| 0:07.4 | I don't know what she means by that. |
| 0:09.5 | It's framed as, she does the exact opposite. |
| 0:13.6 | That's my point. |
| 0:14.9 | It's framed as some edict that has been followed now and in the past. |
| 0:18.8 | And it hasn't. |
| 0:19.6 | It's actually not been followed. |
| 0:21.6 | So super confusing. |
| 0:41.4 | Hey, hello. |
| 0:44.1 | You know, I had a little impulse to sing there. |
| 0:51.9 | I wanted to sing a tune, but last night, Paul Abdul, aka Patrick, told me it's tryheart. You shouldn't sing because new listeners don't want to hear this, this energy that's too |
| 0:57.7 | amped up. |
| 0:58.2 | And I have to say, it was one of the more hurtful things, Pat said. |
| 1:02.7 | I mean, he really yucked my yum, but it's bad TV. |
| 1:06.0 | There's no singing here. |
| 1:07.3 | Okay. |
| 1:07.8 | I'm Dylan. |
| 1:08.3 | That's Pat. |
| 1:09.3 | Permission to come aboard. |
| 1:10.4 | I like your more casual intro. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah? It's more welcoming. Hell yeah, dude. It's more organic, as the kids say. |
| 1:16.9 | I'm a pretty chill guy, generally. Kaylin's here. Hello. |
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