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kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Don’t Touch The Bunny

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

J-Si made friends with a newborn bunny, and Part-Time Justin thinks his boyfriend is straight. 

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0:00.0

Let's go.

0:01.6

Okay, so get ready.

0:03.2

Hit it.

0:04.4

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.

0:07.5

The Kidcratic Morning Show.

0:09.4

The Kidcratic Morning Show starts now.

0:13.6

Good Tuesday morning.

0:15.5

Today's Tuesday, May 26, 2000, 26, and we are the Kid Craddock Morning Show.

0:19.5

Bright-Eyed and bushy-tailed.

0:21.2

Here is Kelly Raspberry.

0:22.1

I'm so glad to be back at work so I can stop eating. I hear you. That's all I've done all weekend. Memorial Day party, big giant fancy black tie wedding. You know I was eating all that stuff. I know you were. And you came in here with a big old tray of cookies. I had leftover cookies from the party. Would they serve at the wedding, though?

0:37.8

We had short rib, fish, and potato lochkeys. It was a Jewish wedding. It was black tag. No expenses spared. It was amazing. I like those because somebody doesn't eat their plate the whole time. There's an extra plate here and there. You get a little extra fish and steak if you want it. Is that what you do?

0:56.0

I don't want the food to waste. I worked in catering. I know what they do with that food, Kelly. You can't eat people's plates? No, no, no, no. There's extras. There's always extra. Yeah. He needs for the servers, I guess. Oh, no, no, no. I thought he made them guess. Well, sometimes if you have a friend and your friend's like, I'm not going to eat the fish, wouldn't you eat the fish out of their plate?

1:13.9

Yeah, sure.

1:14.4

Yeah, sure. Here is J.C. Chavez. I thought like you wouldn't out. If you're hungry enough, you might. So there's baby bunnies outside of my house. Everywhere. I'm talking about smaller than the palm of my hand. And they're so little right. And they're so little right. I'm not, I can't even let my dogs out in the front yard because they might

1:32.7

catch them. But one of these bunnies is so young, he doesn't know about the threat of human yet.

1:38.3

Ah. And he literally came up to my paw, to my hand. Your paw? Yeah, my, my human paw. My human paw and was just sniffing it. And my daughter goes, don't touch it, Papa. Because once you touch the bunny, the mom disowns it. That's what we've all been told about birds too. And I don't know. And I couldn't remember if that was true or not, but I didn't want to risk it.

2:01.2

And he would have let me, he would have let me pet him or grab him because he was not aware of that, that apparently humans are not supposed to touch them. Is that just something they tell kids to leave him alone? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I would love to know the definite answer. Is that what happened to punch the monkey?

2:16.3

Punch the monkey?

2:17.0

He was touched by humans.

2:18.3

That's why he didn't want him.

2:19.8

I think punched the monkey was just abandoned. He's just living his life. I don't know. Maybe an animal specialist or veterinarian, maybe they can hit us up. If you're working at 800, 543, 3548, if you work in a vet's office, can you tell us, can we touch bunnies?

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