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Don’t Touch It

M&L Studios

Mark Thompson

Business, Careers, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Today on M&L we've got a 70's and 80's quiz for Lynda, what's your favorite jelly bean, was he wrong for walking out, what chore do you hate the most, and there's something ladies use everyday that's dirtier than a toilet bowl. On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and more!

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0:00.0

The following program comes to you from the M&L Studios.

0:10.0

And welcome in to the Market Linda Podcast. Good to have you.

0:14.0

Yes, walkers here again.

0:19.0

Much of today's show we're going to try to get to the stuff we didn't get to last week because of him.

0:25.0

Today we have on this day in history comments with Skeeter and I will make the announcement about the announcement.

0:35.0

At some point I'm going to share this with you. It's a little performance by John Batiste who won the Grammy for album of the year.

0:59.0

And it's pretty incredible. Just gives you an idea of how good this guy really is.

1:19.0

Some of the things we didn't get to last week, what chore do you hate the most? Was he wrong for walking out? 70s and 80s quiz, how will Linda do?

1:31.0

What defines people who are assholes? And ladies, there's something you use every day that's dirtier than a toilet.

1:47.0

All right. So hold on. Can you hear me? Because my mic thingy is falling apart here.

1:53.0

What is not falling apart? You just don't need to touch it.

1:57.0

Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

1:59.0

The windscreen, the pop screen. It's this cloth thing that goes over the front of a microphone which keeps you from popping when you say P words.

2:10.0

Linda's fell off. Why does it keep falling off?

2:14.0

Because you keep touching it. No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know why. Yeah, I don't know. Just don't touch it. And you'll be fine.

2:26.0

All right. So there is a bit of a game that you can play and you're going to like this.

2:33.0

This one is kind of in the vein of, and I told you guys that you could try this if you wanted to.

2:41.0

The next time, just for your own entertainment and you need to be in a good mood to do it.

2:49.0

If somebody says to you, hey, how are you? You know, when you run into somebody that's the typical first, they, hey, how are you?

2:56.0

And your response is always, I'm great. I'm good. Just for your own entertainment, actually tell them what's going on with you.

3:06.0

Well, I didn't sleep well last night. I've got this boil right under my arm and I can't grow.

3:12.0

You know, just whatever it is. And the fun is, and I've done this, not on many occasions, but I've done it.

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