Don't throw your phone in the river
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard discuss things you definitely shouldn’t do. Also in this episode, a sad, abandoned Jazz, a listener’s tale of a strange Jag buyer, news from the world of No Name Full Suspension Mountain Bike Guy, the song writing skills of people who work on trains, a listener blames this podcast for a car swap, more CRAD stories, the worst selling cars of 2025, and is it wrong to want a Corvette?
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Johnny Smith. |
| 0:02.3 | I'm Richard Porter. |
| 0:03.6 | And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things. |
| 0:13.4 | Ah, happy new year. |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.0 | Goodness. |
| 0:18.4 | 26 plate. |
| 0:19.9 | Yes. |
| 0:20.6 | It's right, mate. He's on at 26, this one. He's fresh. Yeah. Although actually, they don't do that until March, do this? If you weren't familiar with British registration system, you'd go, none of this makes any sense. No. Yeah, what's your car then? Oh, is it 206 on a 25? What? No, logics. |
| 0:38.3 | It's like Audi boot lid badges that we've talked about before, that they've now got rid of, obviously. |
| 0:45.1 | They're sorting those, aren't they? |
| 0:46.3 | Yes. |
| 0:46.6 | Because the Germanic logic even now goes, that was a silly idea. |
| 0:51.3 | Someone's left a sort of very late Christmas gift just down the road from me. |
| 0:56.7 | It's a completely abandoned... |
| 0:58.1 | Is it a sad, abandoned tree? |
| 1:00.3 | It's a sad abandoned Honda Jazz with two windows down and the cat converter stolen and it looks like the back corner has been clipped by a lorry. |
| 1:10.3 | Oh. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, and it's just pushed to the side of the road and it's got now police towers. looks like the back corner has been clipped by a lorry. Oh. Yeah. |
| 1:11.2 | And it's just pushed to the side of the road and it's got now police tape around it. |
| 1:15.7 | And I'm... |
| 1:16.4 | Oh. |
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