Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. My name is Dr. Dre and here is my CoMC Easy.

Hi, I'm Natasha. Hi, easy. How you doing? I'm good. Now you got me addicted to these dumb toothpicks.

It's not my fault. You always suck on my nicotine bottles. I suck on them in a nice way. Yours are like shards.

I chew on them to get that nicotine out. Gross. It's not, you think it's gross really to have like like wood pulp around the house? It's like you live with a wood chuck.

It's one step better than when guys have one of those packets in their mouth and they spit. Oh, the snooze?

Well, that's actually two steps more disgusting than toothpicks. Thank you very much. Don't go to snooze, please.

Because all of a sudden they shock you with their big black spit, especially in COVID, no snoozing in COVID.

You don't want to get shocked by a big black spit. Oh, no, no, no, no. I think you should go back to the gum, Mosha.

I don't want to be chewing on gum all day. I was always biting my lip and stuff. I like the gum. I like the gum.

I don't do, you know how you don't get dressed up all sexy for me. You do it for you. I don't do nicotine toothpicks for you. I do them for me.

Right, but you also leave them in the places. I am working on that and trying to get better.

I just thought of something. Yeah. Remember we have all those abalone shells? Yeah.

Why don't we put some of those around and those can be your toothpicks? That's not going to help you. You don't want to look at them. What you need is so sick.

I would rather have them in a curled up abalone shell that I had to like peer into and they kind of blend in. Then just you put it like on like a shell act like mantle piece.

What you need is we need some cigar boxes. I'll pop them open.

Oh, but then a friend comes over and they accidentally open your cigar box.

My friend is coming through the house and is like, oh, free cigars and opens up my cigar box. Okay. Now if you do the cigar box, I like where you're going with that. Could you empty it every other day?

I could work. I could I think I could do that. You don't want to think I could do that.

Okay. And so we are going to spend the $200 for couples therapy on some maybe a really beautiful cigar box.

$200. How much do you think cigar boxes cost? Let's get a $200 one.

They don't have that. I could buy a box of cigars and smoke them all get back into cigarettes. Would you rather me die of lung cancer or your house be littered with pulped up toothpicks?

I mean, they're like in the laundry. You didn't answer the question.

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