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Hysteria

News, Politics, Society & Culture

4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week Alyssa Mastromonaco and Grace Parra Janney discuss California Governor Gavin Newsom’s trolling of the Supreme Court’s decision on abortion, the devastating tornadoes in central and southern states, the explosive texts revealed by the January 6th committee, and toast our girl Britney Spears . Then Caroline Reston joins to moderate a spicy mailbag segment! Plus, what’s the most seemingly innocuous but evil text you can send friends? Find out in I Feel Petty.

 

Show Notes:

 

Support the disaster relief:

 

World Central Kitchen:

https://donate.wck.org/give/382240/%23%21/donation/checkout#!/donation/checkout

 

Mental Health

  • If you need to talk to someone because of the Western Kentucky tornadoes (ex: devastation in Mayfield), the Disaster Distress Helpline is here for you. Call or text 1-800-985-5990.
  • Liz Roberts at Serenity Now offering free counselling www.serenitynow2020.com 

 

MAYFIELD, KY

 

WESTERN KY 

BENTON: 

  • Stepstone Family and Youth Services– 78 Caky Dr, Benton, KY (270) 527-8388 

 

Paducah:

  • The Johnson Bar. 133 S. 3rd St. Paducah, KY. 42001 

 

Muhlenburg: 

  • If you or someone you know has been displaced from their home due to the catastrophic tornado that has hit the northern end of Muhlenberg County, call 1-855-891-7325 for assistance.

 

DAWSON SPRINGS: 

  • Dawson Springs High School - 317 Eli Street, Dawson Springs, KY 42408. 270-797-2957

 

SOUTHERN KY

BOWLING GREEN/WARREN:

  • Mutual Aid Funds and Sources:
  • Rise and Shine: Mutual aid form for Bowling Green https://linktr.ee/riseandshinebgky
  • Resources for Pets:
  • SHELTERS THAT ACCEPT PETS AND PEOPLE:
  • SOKY Fairgrounds 940 Morgantown Rd. JAYCEES Pavilion located at the SOKY Fairgrounds (Entrance at Lampkin Park) off of Morgantown Rd. Open 24 hours

 

Link to The Christmas Set Up!

https://play.mylifetime.com/movies/the-christmas-setup/full-movie


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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm a list of master monoco.

0:11.7

And I'm Grace Paragiani, good morning everybody or afternoon or evening.

0:15.1

Whatever it is, you know what time it is?

0:17.2

It's time to talk about succession.

0:20.0

Uh, we're obsessed, we started last week for anybody listening who has not watched.

0:25.1

The finale, Mewdus, fast forward a minute, do what you gotta do.

0:29.2

But we can't, we have to discuss this.

0:31.4

Okay Grace, long fucking live Tom Wombs hands.

0:36.7

What the fuck?

0:38.4

I am so ready for House Wombs Gans to finally take over the show.

0:42.7

I feel like the writers have been so carefully laying this out for three seasons.

0:47.8

It makes me thrilled.

0:49.0

I love it.

0:50.0

I rewatched Pride and Prejudice starring, uh, Mad McFaden.

0:54.3

By the way, it's amazing, but it's the first time I'd seen it since he started playing Tom Wombs Gans.

0:58.7

It's, it's amazing.

0:59.7

I mean, the actor's brilliant, the acting is brilliant.

1:01.9

Uh, the character's fantastic.

1:03.4

He is just getting his just desserts finally.

1:06.0

I'm so excited.

1:07.5

But like also, can we just discuss that Logan Roy, when speaking to his three children,

1:13.3

called them fucking pedestrians?

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