This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scars, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!

Simple! We got so spoiled, it takes anytime 10, 15 minutes to get a hamburger.

Now you get to a drive, do you mad if you ain't got it in 90 seconds?

They tell me to pull for?

Why? You better have it now! Pull forward, wow, pull the shut off and fall.

What are you doing? What's up? What's up?

Kevin, these hands just pulled forward. I gotta go out the second window.

Yes! I gotta go out the second window. Where's my burger?

I've been in line for five minutes!

What up? This is your boy, Doe Boy.

And I'm Kevin.

This is another installment of Stuttin' Off to the Right.

Righteous and righteous. This is the first week of the tour.

Remember, go away to Birmingham and Memphis and Tennessee.

We're gonna say Jokes Live and you better come and eat some catfish with us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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