Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about getting dropped on his head, seedless fruit, and helping his mom use the phone. Come see Craig at Rick Bronson's House of Comedy in Bloomington, MN! Feb. 25th through the 28th! https://craigconant.com/#tour Rate and review Community Service on Apple Podcasts! Any new reviewers (positive please) will be entered into a drawing to win free merch! - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/community-service-with-craig-conant/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch! https://patreon.com/craigconant/ If you're in Arizona and want to boost your metabolism, increase your energy, strengthen your immunity, or recover quicker from workouts check out Mobile IV Nurses! - https://www.instagram.com/mobileivnurses/ https://mobileivnurses.as.me/ Craig's Go-To Crystal Shops: Humble Loving Souls & Stones - https://www.instagram.com/humblelovingsoulstones/ Ravens Eye Crystals - https://www.instagram.com/ravenseyecrystals/ Craig's Favorite CBD Companies: Care By Design - https://www.instagram.com/carebydesign/ Inner G CBD - https://www.instagram.com/innergcbd/ Plain Jane - https://www.instagram.com/tryplainjane/ He's the Nurse Practitioner Craig mentions who is also a dope artist, check out Izzy's Bizzy World. https://www.instagram.com/izzys_bizzy_world/ For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

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0:00.0	Okay,
0:02.0	Get back here!
0:04.0	Oh shit!
0:05.0	Okay, first thing's first, first. Minnesota. Minnesota, I'm coming to you, February 25th, 26, 27, 28th. I could have just said February 25th through the 28th. But I was reading. I was reading the calendar in the corner over there.
0:39.7	Minnesota, St. Paul, Bloomington, Minneapolis, whatever you want to call it.
0:45.2	I'm in the Mall of Americas.
0:47.4	What's technically?
0:48.4	It's Bloomington, yeah.
0:50.1	Yeah, but what, like, people are like...
0:52.5	I mean, so it's just south of Minneapolis,
0:56.1	and it is southwest of St. Paul.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:03.5	Well, this is the...
1:04.7	This promo I've ever done in my life.
1:08.1	Bloomington, don't come see me.
1:10.7	I'm just kidding. Come see me. You son of a guns.
1:15.6	And then my Canada dates got rescheduled. What a shocker. I posted that. And then everyone's like,
1:22.5	they're going to get rescheduled. I'm like, whatever. These are the dates they gave me.
1:29.3	Jesus Christ.
1:30.3	So Canada, New Westminster.
1:33.3	I also just put a province, like a just like a region.
1:38.3	And like the Canadians were like, hey, that's like a section of our country.
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