Don't Stop Believing with Matt Wayne

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week Greg welcomes one of his favorite people, comedian Matt Wayne. Join them on the deep side of things as they discuss God, what happens when you die, and what to do when your landlord makes you buy your own toilet. It's also a stoney episode, Greg tells a story about trying to explain to someone how we are constantly becoming different people when our cells change while he's on an edible. And if you stick around till the last ten minutes you'll experience the guys coming back from a smoke break!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Pick up your head. Be up your body. Get on the bus. It's time to party. It's Gregory. It is a bad and that Gregoray. Take your socks off and take your pants on. Get in the car and drive on. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Friday night, Greg. Today, listen, last week we had Mark Norman. How fun, right?
0:21.8	Guy can bring some numbers.
0:22.9	Today I bring someone who's going to bring no numbers,
0:24.6	but he's going to bring something to me
0:25.7	that's more important than numbers.
0:28.6	One of my greatest, one of the greats,
0:30.1	one of my favorite human beings,
0:31.1	one of my favorite comedians,
0:32.3	one of my, I want to say favorite people on Earth,
0:34.9	the legendary Matt Wayne. Cheers.
0:38.6	Oh, man, thank you so much. A little pendleton to you.
0:39.8	Yeah.
0:40.2	Do you notice I go an octave down when I do the intro? Is that right? You don't feel, don't I sound a little different right now. That's like your client voice. This is, yeah, this is my podcast voice. Oh, okay. How are you doing? I was y'all fucking do it. That's better, though.
0:34.1	Like when I was a mover, my boss, you know my boss at the time.
0:38.4	He had, like, a client voice.
0:39.8	So he'd be at the time.
0:55.9	He had, like, a client voice. So he'd be in the truck, being like, hey, man, and then he'd call, like, hey, how's going? I'm your mover for the day. Like, had this, like, oh, blah, blah, that was his client voice. I hate client voice. I heard my wife's client voice the other day.
0:51.8	She was talking to her boss, and she was kind of like,
0:54.3	very good, very good.
0:55.2	Well, we'll follow up on Thursday She was talking to her boss, and she was kind of like, very good, very good.
1:13.0	Well, we'll follow up on Thursday.
1:14.3	And she got off and she was like, fart, fuck you.
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