Don’t Step in the Pipe

Off The Husk

Zach Johnson

Funny, Offthehusk, Farming, Agribusiness, Fiber, Entrepreneurs, Fuel, Educational, Influencers, Ranchers, Farmers, Improv, Food, Millennialfarmer, Education, Comedy, Agriculture, Business

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Don’t Step in the Pipe and most certainly don’t pull your tractor out in front of a Train. Zach Johnson, The Millennial Farmer; Becky Johnson, Mrs. Millennial Farmer; and Randy Nessman, The Master Pipe Layer sit down with Zach’s buddy, Jake Wildman, to discuss crop irrigation, dirt track racing, and train crashes. Randy tells us a story from earlier that day involving a mishap at work and a co-worker nearly being flushed down the drain. With harvest approaching we also take a minute to discuss the importance of farm safety and doing everything you can to get home to your families every night during the thick of harvest.

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0:00.0	We're just too far because you insisted that we sit on opposite ends of the table.
0:11.5	So now I can't pass you a doodle pack.
0:13.2	Well, I just think it's nicer to have more elbow room and in case somebody spills a
0:17.0	drink I don't know.
0:18.0	For activities.
0:19.0	For activities.
0:20.0	Plus the smell.
0:21.0	It's the smell.
0:22.0	You did not shower today.
0:24.0	That's right.
0:25.0	A shower last night.
0:26.0	That's why I strategically placed myself on this end of the table.
0:28.4	I've only been sweating consistently for the last 14 hours.
0:31.8	So I put the order on.
0:33.8	Yeah, last night.
0:34.8	Oh, good.
0:35.8	Yeah, I should be all right.
0:36.8	Last night.
0:37.8	Well, yeah, when the, yeah, you put it on after you shower.
0:41.0	Oh, I put it on the morning.
0:42.8	I show a night.
0:43.8	So you just wake up with dry armpits and put the order on?
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