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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are flying Imo-less as she lives her best life on holiday so brace yourselves. Lu's been on a very celebby holiday, it's confirmed that Boris is no more (RIP), Anna's kicking of the summer holidays locking herself in the utility room and the listeners are writing in with some classic Luanna gold.

Plus...teenagers being given the vote, the very sad case of influencer Emilie Kiser's son, another incredible competition for you and belt wankers, Lu's angry about them all over again.

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Under 18 voting stats can be found in the following article: https://www.itv.com/news/2025-07-16/votes-at-16-half-of-16-and-17-year-olds-against-lowering-voting-age

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0:04.7	I heard it has infinity flex window.
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0:08.3	It's a super immersive front display.
0:10.2	You can stay up to date when it's closed.
0:12.4	Aye.
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0:30.0	And now the weather. Scattered showers will give way to more scattered showers, but there may be a period in between where it's just grey?
0:38.7	It's always grey, isn't it?
0:40.7	That's why I travel with Monzo.
0:42.6	I can use my card to spend abroad with no fees,
0:45.3	so I can plonk myself on a beach far away from grey
0:48.9	and spend with my Monzo card like I never left home.
0:52.1	Hello, Beach Bar.
0:53.7	Now to Liam for the sport. Monzo, the bank
0:56.7	made for travel. UK residents T's and C's Apply. This is a global player original podcast.
1:05.8	Be warned. It's Luanna. And this podcast contains honest opinions. Yeah, that's what we do.
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