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LuAnna: The Podcast

‘Don’t sh*g him you’re just bored!’

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.810.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu & Anna unpack the chaos of their epic road trip. From dodgy schemes for free dinners, the madness of wedding dress shopping, and an update on their token Lioness Girlfriends.

Plus, tales of a dominatrix, and some honest thoughts on the most cliché sexual fantasy NEVER to give into (unless you're Anna.)

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0:00.0

Now it's time to thank our partner for this episode, M&S. At M&S, you can shop all your favourite brands online, like Calvin Klein. What? Sorry, did you just say Calvin Klein? At M&S, I mean, babes, what? Shut the front door. I'm serious. You can get a gorgeous dress from nobody's child. You love that brand. I do. Some sweaty, Betty leggings. And them. Personal favour of mine. Even the next viral M&S jacket all in one go. Stop it. I'm actually genuinely lost for words. On a podcast. This never happens on the queen of a waffle. I know. And that's the thing. People don't realise that M&S sells brands online.

1:01.1

Now, this is, Babes, a total game changer. I mean, actually, what is is, it's dangerous. I mean, you're telling me that I can bag some whistles, a bit of Tommy Hill figure, maybe some Puma trainers, and... And I can get it all delivered straight to my front door. You don't even need to leave your house. Exactly. Marks and Spencer.com is basically your one-stop shop for your whole wardrobe. Clothes, shoes, the lot.

1:05.8

Right. Well, consider my bank account shaking. Same, same. And honestly, don't just take our word for it. Check out all the brands at M&S. Just go to marks and Spencer.com.

1:10.6

Like, genuinely, like, pause the pod. Like, have a little browse and you can thank us later. Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Channel 4 and E4. Gads what's back, baby. Your libido? I wish. No. Married at first sight. Oh, I can't wait. What's not to love? Total strangers saying, I do before they've even had the chance to say, How do you do? I know, this is why we love it. It is a bit of a gamble. You don't even know if he snores or worse. Well, therein lies the fun. Yep, they have been matched by relationship experts. So there is a chance, babe. It will be happily ever

1:45.3

after. But equally, it could be a total train wreck, which, let's be honest, makes a better

1:49.2

telly. Yeah, it does. But guys, get ready. Strap on in for your new TV obsession. The group

1:56.5

chats are going to pop off. What can I say? I mean, I like my friends to have a watch along with Anna kind of experience.

2:03.2

Don't miss Married at First Sight.

2:04.7

Stream now on Channel 4.

2:09.1

This is a global player original podcast.

2:13.0

Be warned, it's Luana.

2:14.9

It really is.

2:15.8

And this podcast contains honest upfront opinions

2:18.1

rants bans and general explicit content but you know you love it

2:22.2

ha ha ha oh good morning team now listen welcome guys I'm a perky purse but I'm not gonna

2:28.3

lie the team we're all feeling a little bit jaded today because we're lifing today aren't we?

2:34.6

Good morning, guys.

2:35.4

It's Lewis Anna. We're jing a lot of things. I'm rushing everyone this morning because I've got a zip-off after this. I'm going quite pale and tired. Oh, no, we can't hear you. I can't hear you, M-O. Oh, no. She, I'm-M-O-S having a mayor. we can't hear her but also

2:50.6

Norm is

2:52.6

Paulie doggie

2:54.1

If you don't

2:54.6

Yeah She, Imo is having a, having a mayor. We can't hear her, but also Norm is, uh, poorly doggy. If you don't, yeah, if you're a new listener to Luana, firstly hello. Um, but Imo has her dog baby, which is Norman, which Lou, Lou has a love-hate relationship with Norma since he pissed on over her carpet in her old house. She's eye rolling. Good morning. Yeah, I've got a shitty dog. Just give us the, give, this is your therapy session. What's wrong with him then? He's been poorly for like two days. Yeah, so on Sunday night he had his dinner and then he vond it up. And then he woke me up at likem. Sunday night to go to the toilet.

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