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Hello and welcome to J Train Podcasts J Train Jared Freak coming to you live from Harlem New York City

We're here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails your story is your questions I say it every episode

I'm gonna say it one more mother fucking time thank you for listening thank you for telling a friend thank you thank you thank you keep spreading the word you know how you do it here's the best most in invasive way to tell someone about the show take a screenshot of you listening on your phone make it your Instagram story you tag a bitch me I'm the bitch and then I respond with a little heart I respond and I give a little heart little thank you little toads preach from Papa J.

T. the king of brunch the wizard of weddings that's right okay because that's how this whole thing works it's one big feather factory feather those nuts that's right feather those nuts FTN baby because that's you have to do people don't because I I've told people about podcasts before I know how they react oh I don't listen to a pocket oh no no no no they go offended could they you know why they're offended they're behind there's

slower they're stupid they're upset that they're not up with technology so that they go they back up this is happened with ATMs there were people out there that were like I don't know about ATMs back in a certain time now that sounds ridiculous but you know what those people are they're dead in the street they couldn't keep up losers okay so here's how you help your loser friends you make it you screenshot you listening you make it that you know how good it feels when you make it

I gotta tell you when you make it your Instagram story and you screenshot and tag me tag a bitch tab t.a.b. tag a bitch you know how good that feels it's as if I'm I'm I'm on all fours in the middle of a meadow there's nature all around a stream nearby you can kind of hear a fire crackling in the background that's from

the morning we made breakfast on that fire crackler I'm naked my nuts are protruding out from the back the back so you if you saw the outline of me you'd see my my ass and then you'd see a little tiny bump under the

ass those are my nuts and when you make it your Instagram story it's as if you've taken a feather from from feet away a huge feather imagine a huge feather like one

that you're like I don't even know what animal this would be on and you're taking it and just the tippity top of that feather you're going from anus to shaft and back and forth and I'm sitting there

and I'm going I'm going keep going and then a storm rolls it and you know what it's warm out so we like the storm I just got a good sweat so this storm feels good to me

that's what it feels like when you make it your Instagram story so now post it now as your Instagram story and just think of me going

I'm like a grandfather who had just had a sip of coffee that's good very excited about today's guest

Oh also if you're listening and you're in LA I am going to be at flappers in Burbank one night only November 11th that's flappers in Burbank Jared free dot com we're doing one night tickets are low

FYI don't be the ATM user the person who doesn't use the ATM see it all connects it's all the circle of feathers don't be sitting there in jones town messaging me going yo pop a JT wizard a haz I've been trying to go to your show for years I've been a fit don't be that guy don't be that guy Jared free dot com

I'm going to be in Burbank the 11th that's LA then I'm going to San Francisco punchline the 12 13th and 14th and I'm going to be in Sacramento the 15th I listen 13th and 14th if you want to come on those dates so well shit out of luck

you're out 12 still tickets in San Francisco still tickets of 15th and Sacramento come to those shows after that I'm done I'm not leaving the house for a couple months

because I don't want to I'm done I've been traveling too much I was just in Baton Rouge love oh here's I'm going to give a suggestion if you go to Baton Rouge or you go to New Orleans I and I don't know how many people know about this place I'm someone's going to DM me and be like all the everyone fucking know you know Mike Anderson seafood oh my fucking God also Fred's bar that's a place everyone goes to entire land they treated us like like literally like royalty so support those places

very excited about today's guess a new guest new guest alert ring that bell that's right here we go from Washington DC a resident of the Los Angeles greater county area

Josh Adam my right guest alert how are you doing I can't tell you how awesome I was to watch you record that intro and just that one take because when I try to do it on my podcast I do it like 50 times I'm having breakdowns and you just powered through that's right and just it was fan fucking test train that was incredible

also pump to have you I've been watching you from you get in these situations in comedy yeah where you kind of just see people doing stuff you don't want to like intrude you don't want to like you know you don't know for anything but then I've known your show and I told you when you came here this was our first time yeah

really meeting but through good friends and you know listen here's tip number one from this by this is an advice podcast warm recommendations that's a key to life someone saying the best like this person deal you know because I think we tell you a lot of times I call it F.T.G. mode fuck that guy mode where the first time you meet someone or the first time you come across and they usually like fuck that guy

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