Don't Put This in a Chocolate Fountain...

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

In this video, we experiment with unusual foods in a chocolate fountain to see what melts perfectly, what tastes amazing, and what goes horribly wrong. Expect messy, hilarious, and surprising results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.1	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.1	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Availments at the 4th of Jan, 226 from 11 a.m.
0:18.1	Plus and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subjects availability.
0:21.2	There we go.
0:22.4	This is f***ing foul.
0:24.1	It's scrambling them.
0:25.2	Whoa!
0:27.7	Hello, everyone.
0:32.9	Welcome to a video.
0:34.5	Yeah, today we're going to see if it's...
0:35.9	You meant to say a fondue video. Oh, okay.
0:38.3	Typically, people put stuff in it like chocolate or cheese. We're gonna demonstrate the chocolate just to start things up. If it works. Oh, no, it's clumping again. Oh, I'm gonna add some up the top. No, no, no, no, it says don't do that. It specifically says don't do that. Okay, all on the basin.
0:53.6	It's getting there.
0:54.3	It's cooking.
0:55.3	Okay, it's cooking.
	...

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