Don’t put silver balls in your ears
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Pete both share a house with people and pets that don't respect them. Today, in hearing all about that Pete ends up doing an impression of his dog and telling us about the creative way he stopped the pup he has access to from licking his own nethers.
Elsewhere, we hear about an extremely valuable arcade machine that was found in the street and marvel at Matt Hancock’s latest venture into content creation.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you ever worry, people take the football a little bit too seriously? |
| 0:06.2 | Very rarely does it all go completely silent because no one knows what- |
| 0:11.0 | If so, don't worry because the football ramble is here and we'll be releasing new episodes |
| 0:16.0 | every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this season. Trust us, it's not like any other football podcast |
| 0:22.7 | out there. Did you hear that a man of Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate to get home |
| 0:26.2 | at the start of the semi-final against Croatia that he stole the bus? |
| 0:30.1 | But did he do the stops? He gets on the P.A. Good news for everybody listening to me. |
| 0:38.2 | On Mondays we'll relive all the bigger stories and the best nonsense from the weekend. |
| 0:42.8 | On Wednesdays we'll bring you our smoking hot takes on all the news you need to know about |
| 0:47.6 | and plenty you don't. Then on Friday we're here with the preview show to look ahead |
| 0:54.2 | to all the Premier League action before declaring the weekend officially open. |
| 0:58.6 | And in addition to all that, we'll bring you ramble reaction episodes the morning after |
| 1:03.2 | blockbuster midweek games and for any breaking news. And if European football's your bag, |
| 1:08.7 | we've got that covered too. Indeed we do, Andy Brassel here, join us over on the brand new |
| 1:14.4 | on the Continent Feed twice a week as we get stuck into all the important football stories |
| 1:20.0 | from all over Europe. So join Marcus and me alongside Jim Pete Fishan Andy on Mondays, |
| 1:26.1 | Wednesdays and Fridays. It's all the entertainment you need this season because football doesn't always |
| 1:32.8 | need to be serious. |
| 1:50.4 | It's the Luke and Pete Shaw on Thursday. The 10th of August, my name is Pete Donaldson. I'm |
| 1:58.0 | joined by Mr. Lucky Mill. Lucky Mill had the W. Sir. Not bad. How's it going? We're both tired |
| 2:01.9 | boys, I think. Yeah, I'm sure excuse. My partner got back from a trip from Mallorca. I think |
| 2:09.4 | there's Mallorca. Yeah, Mallorca late last night and then I was up with the dogs quite early. |
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