Don't Push The Moose | Oberlin's Emergency

The Leviathan Chronicles

Leviathan Audio Productions

Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Content Warning: Bathroom Humor This episode is made possible by the generous support of our subscribers on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠. Join us at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/leviathanchronicles⁠⁠⁠ to hear episodes ad free and unlock exclusive content. While we get the next Leviathan story ready, we’re having a little fun in the feed! Welcome to Don’t Push The Moose, a sketch comedy series from the Leviathan Audio Team. We’ll be releasing a new comedy short each week throughout the month of March. This week’s very short skit takes us back aboard the Invenios! A quiet moment below decks takes a turn when Oberlin rushes in with an urgent problem, and an unexpected stowaway finds himself trapped in the worst possible hiding spot. Written & Directed by Christof Laputka Executive Produced by Amish Jani Produced by Robin Shore Sound Design by Jonathon Stevens Edited & Mixed by Robin Shore Theme Music by Luke Allen Starring John Patrick Higgins as Oberlin St. Claire Matt Shale as Captain Jeffery Tulley Justice Slocum as Gibson Donahue The Gremlin as Himself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is made possible by the generous support of our listeners on Patreon.
0:04.7	Join us at patreon.com forward slash Leviathan Chronicles to hear episodes ad-free, unlock exclusive content, and dive deeper into the Leviathan universe.
0:14.5	We thank you for listening and for supporting us.
0:16.9	Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we?
0:21.4	From rags to riches.
0:22.7	I'm so sick of this.
0:23.9	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:26.0	Yorkshire to New York.
0:27.6	Poor climbers, you and me.
0:29.3	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:31.3	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:33.8	A woman of substance on Channel 4.
0:36.0	Stream now.
0:37.3	Your morning toast is shaking.
0:39.5	Because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag a sausage sandwich and a selected drink for $2.99.
0:45.6	Name a better way to start your day.
0:47.6	Wake up and get that savor satisfaction.
0:51.5	Until 11 a.m.
0:52.8	Not on delivery.
0:53.6	Includes a sausage sandwich on a selected drink. Price and
0:55.8	participation may vary. Hey everyone, this is Christoph. And this is Robin. And today we may set the record
1:02.8	for the shortest and dare I say the grossest episode that we have ever released. That is true. So we've got another little short episode of
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