Don't Play With That Sperm!

420 Day Fiance

Miles and Sofiya

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 845 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Miles and Sofiya stream, live from Cancelvania, to talk BT90D! They marvel at Dempsey's folding skills, Riley's lack of basic sex education knowledge, Amanda's cold dead shark eyes, the mere sight of an excited Gino, Nicola's hilarious sticker shock and much more, all while trying to answer the age old question: Who smashed in Frozen?

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0:00.0	20 day fiance.
0:05.0	Hello. Have you ever found yourself wanting the, you know, just healing warmth of the Tuscan sun on your skin?
0:17.0	Or maybe you thought the perfect Barolo would go well with your meal.
0:23.5	Well, guess what?
0:24.6	You can thank me.
0:26.1	Yes, it is I, the inventor of Italy.
0:29.3	I'm back and after a very short legal battle with the country of Italy, which I invented, okay?
0:36.6	I am now able to say that I did invent Italy.
0:39.9	And the small print is Italy is a small footwear brand that I created out of my mother's
0:45.1	garage. But nonetheless, I still have an Italian flag.
0:48.4	Is Italy spell just real quick?
0:50.5	Why, you didn't? Come on. It doesn't matter.
0:52.6	No, I just think it's important for people if they want to buy the brand to just know how to spell it.
0:56.5	Fine.
0:56.9	It's I, T-U-H-L-E.
1:01.9	Uh-huh.
1:03.0	Uh-huh.
1:03.8	Italy.
1:05.5	And I invented it.
1:07.4	You sure did.
1:08.7	The claims are still true, folks.
1:10.6	And you know what?
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