Hi, everyone. Whitney Cummings here. Coming in hot from my still evacuated podcast studio. I know it's a

creepy vibe in here, but that's my thing. It's turned more into like kind of a panic room energy.

I am touring. These announcements are so embarrassing. 2025 tour dates are up on Whitney Cummings.

You know where to find them. Let's get into the

podcast today. Part of the reason these have been a little bit late is I don't know what to say

because things have gotten kind of weird. And not just after the CNN roast, things got a little wild.

A lot of people are like, you know, and I don't want to be one of those people.

It's people are saying, everybody's saying it's like, oh, you talk to everyone.

You talk to everyone and this is what they all said.

That's kind of, how did you?

That was quick for talking to everyone you already

have this data in um my life has has gotten pretty interesting i mean when i go to the grocery

store or i'm just you know out like with my son at a playground people come up to me and they're

like hey you know uh magic johnson didn't have AIDS right like? Like, I said a couple things on CNN that were like, I think pretty true that there's

fluoride in the water, right?

That, um, the Democrats kind of bombed the election.

That didn't, those didn't seem like hot takes to me.

Uh, what else did I say?

The, the president's chefs. I mean, two of them died mysteriously.

Like, that's not like a crazy conspiracy theory, but people are just coming up to me now.

And they're just like, did you know that Britney Spears is a trans man who was hired to pretend to be

Britney Spears? I'm like, dude, I just, I honestly just, I need to just

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