Don't Panic - 131
The How-To Heretic
How to Heretic
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🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
This week, Uncle Dan reminds us that killing cats will not stop a plague, Uncle Doug tries his hand at Christian zoology and fails hilariously with the Easter Bunny, and Uncle Mark almost convinces us not to give in to fear.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome friends. |
| 0:07.0 | So the How-To-Haretic. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Uncle Dan. |
| 0:10.6 | And I'm Uncle Doug. |
| 0:11.6 | And this is your user's guide to life on the outside. |
| 0:15.0 | Indeed, leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world. |
| 0:19.0 | But it can also be a scary world. |
| 0:21.0 | Things work differently now. Never fear. That's why we're here. We're your |
| 0:27.0 | audio uncles. And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we're going to share |
| 0:31.7 | the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. |
| 0:34.7 | After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make it all. |
| 0:38.4 | Chichichichich! Guys. Hello. Hello. Hey, how are you? Oh, you know, I've just been peachy better what a fucking week we've had I've had better ends of the world |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah same |
| 1:00.6 | What a week we had a we are crazy one here? |
| 1:03.0 | Like literally shook. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | How was it like it shook us? |
| 1:09.0 | I'm down here on the like the lake bed bottom of the sedimentary plane and our house felt like it was a |
| 1:16.9 | ship at sea. Yeah. I'm up here I'm up here on the on the east side where all the wealth is and my because I'm on the |
| 1:26.9 | bedrock up here it was just a tremendous vibration. Yeah it was crazy. |
| 1:32.3 | It's it it was crazy. It's a, it, it was weird. |
| 1:35.0 | We got hit by a 5.7 magnitude earthquake if you want to go by the Richter scale. |
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