All right, wage slaves.

Back to the cubicles.

Just another manny.

Monday, Monday, Monday.

Tell me what I don't like Mondays.

New Monday.

How I eat New Monday.

Rainy days of Mondas always get me dread.

The cold storm of my world.

I let my torch and wave it for the new moon on Monday.

And now from the Bob and Sherry Studios, it's Bob and Sherry.

Welcome on in.

You get in here.

You get in here with us. It's the Bob and Sherry show. Yeah. I was talking to the audience. You're already here. I mean, it's a given that you're here. Yeah. Started to be glad a woman takes orders from you. My God, here you are giving a command and a woman obeyed and you're not more excited. Oh, man.

It's a new year, Bob. You've got to make some adjustments. It's kind of sarcastic, to be honest with you. And you're telling me. But nonetheless, get in here. Folks, you get in here. One of my favorite writers and people of all time is a fellow named Dave Barry. He is a humorist. And for years and years, he was the humorist

and he was syndicated too in the newspaper, the Miami Herald, which is a terrific newspaper,

by the way. And so he retired. He wrote books. If you have somebody that you need to cheer up,

go buy a Dave Barry book. They're hysterical. He has a very distinct style of writing.

Anyway, they called him back to do a look back on 2023. And I'm just going to read this because he

really does sum up 2023. Here we go, Dave Barry. It was a year of reckoning, a year in which

humanity finally began to understand that it faces an existential threat, a threat unlike any we've ever faced before, a threat that will wreak havoc on our fragile planet if we fail to stop it. And it may already be too late.

We are referring, of course, to pickleball.

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