Don't Make Jeff Laugh!!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Jeff is down with the sickness but that is not stopping us from embracing the random - MESS. We are talking a little Traitors finale, pregnancy scares and hilarious Dear Crabbys… what would do if you woke up the opposite sex?
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you meet a group. |
| 0:02.2 | So I'm like, that's okay. |
| 0:06.2 | So the next time I go in there a couple of weeks later, I'm like, hey, excuse me, man, |
| 0:09.5 | so I'm like, where do you get your jargonaire from? |
| 0:11.5 | And they're like, which jargonaire? So this goes on like three or four times. Now I got my friends going in there. I'm like, hey, when you go into Tony Grigatonis, ask for it. |
| 0:20.2 | Ask where you get the jar there. |
| 0:21.9 | And they've never give us the answer where they get it. |
| 0:24.6 | It's like top secret. |
| 0:28.7 | Hey guys, episode one, twenty one before we get started, excuse Jeff's coughing and scratchy voice. What do you have? I don't know. I just came down with an old-fashioned bug or something. So sorry if I sound a little nasally in annoying to listen to, I know how that sounds when I listen to podcasts. I can't help it. I just got back from getting an IV. I was out of commission the last two days. Jordan again was very helpful taking care of me. I hate being sick. And it's like when men are sick, it's different than women are sick. Men are like |
| 1:05.8 | the biggest wussies in the whole world. Wow you admit it. I do admit it. I just want to like go under the covers and be left alone. And I leave you alone. I came downstairs to the basement and you didn't have a pillow. You just had the you barely had any covers and you were just like shivering, you were cold. |
| 1:25.7 | And I was like, let me get you a pillow. |
| 1:28.2 | Here's a blanket. |
| 1:29.5 | Here's a- had the, you barely had any covers and you were just like shivering. |
| 1:25.0 | You were cold and I was like, let me get you a pillow. Here's a blanket, here's a drink, here's soup. Here's everything lined up, Tylenol that you need. And I will leave you alone because I know you don't like me talking to you when you don't feel good. Yeah, well, I don't need to be insulted either. Jordan just comes in, she like smells in here. You can't burn it. |
| 1:46.2 | It smelled so bad. |
| 1:48.4 | It smelled like your insides were rotten. And you have to door shut. Cause I'm sick. And I was like, open up a window because it's just trapped in the room, cooking. And you just keep letting them release. And it was just so bad. And it was going in the hall. All right, don't make me laugh. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, yeah. So I felt so bad because not, I did feel bad physically, but I also felt so bad because I just started my work one week ago and I had a call in sick on my second week, my sixth day. I had a call and I was like, Oh man, because I am like, when I work for somebody, I'm very loyal and just everything I do. And I'm not one of those guys that like to call in and just get days off for something little. So I felt really bad about that. But everyone was great. And so I forced myself of the comeback today, I sounded probably bad for you too, because I was like, you were, |
| 2:48.8 | you didn't work for. bad about that, but everyone was great. And so I forced myself to come back today. It sounded probably bad for you too, |
| 2:46.7 | because I was like, you were, |
| 2:48.9 | you didn't work for six months and you were not sick at all, |
| 2:52.7 | except for around Christmas time. |
| 2:54.9 | You got a little something, |
| 2:56.3 | but you weren't sick at all. |
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