Hey true weirdos, we've got some bonus content for you at the end of the episode. Stick around if you want.

The average human male head weighs about 10 to 12 pounds, give or take. You've maybe rolled a bowling ball heavier than that.

And that head, home of the human brain, the seed of the mystery of consciousness, wasn't designed to float. At least not for

long. That's handy, though, because you're trying to get rid of it. It's leaky and gruesome,

and if anyone catches you with it, you're in big trouble. That's why you went to the effort

of sealing the head in plaster of Paris and wrapping

it tightly in oil cloth. The East River, that's a good spot. Yeah. Look, the grim bundle has already

vanished, pulled beneath the dark, swift, relentless current. Now you can finally be together.

Now she's yours and yours alone.

That thick brood is gone and no one will ever learn the truth of why or how he disappeared.

But hurry now, she's waiting and there are more bundles to be disposed of before this night.

And this nightmare

is over.

And they got a small beam of light against the mirror.

I'm going to go.

Real,

wow.

I am.

Oh.

I don't know. Yeah. Real weird stuff.

Stuff.

It's been nearly 100 years now that Americans have enjoyed running water and indoor plumbing,

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