Don't Listen To This Unless You're High As Hell

The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0	Fuck
0:01.3	I started a podcast in the middle
0:05.5	I'm fucking
0:06.1	I'm chewing dark chocolate
0:08.7	covered cherries
0:09.6	right before I'm about
0:12.1	to start a podcast
0:12.8	I put one in my mouth
0:14.4	and I start eating it
0:15.4	and that makes no sense
0:16.5	I just take long to chew.
0:21.6	It's like the cherry's like the cherry is.
0:24.6	It's like dark chocolate cherry is fucking good as hell.
0:30.6	Gay as hell, like a gay snack, but it's like they're so good.
0:35.6	And I decided to just eat a handful of them right before I'm by the It's like, they're so good.
0:42.2	And I decided to just eat a handful of them right before I'm about to record.
0:50.0	The worst thing that you can put in your, probably the second worst thing you can put in your mouth before recording a podcast.
0:56.7	Because it's like, it gets your mouth all parched and like, now'm not going to sound good now I need a water the first worst thing to put in your mouth before a podcast for me
1:04.3	it would probably be a dick I'm not trying to suck a dick for a do a podcast.
1:15.3	Welcome into the show, everybody.
1:18.5	Shit.
1:20.3	Um, yeah, this sucks.
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