Good morning and welcome to Bunjana Report Early Edition. I am your host, DeVita. We have many

stories to get to before the weekend. The DHS is planning to collect biometric data on migrant

children. Democrats are threatening swing state officials into certifying elections. Kamikamala has gone

full Hugo Chavez. Democrat evangelicals, and I'm not really sure they're evangelicals, they claim to me, they're spitting on Reverend Billy Graham's legacy.

The Kamala campaign wants to know your pronouns.

Tim Walz and Kamala are promoting the white people

don't season their food trope.

And lastly, the real reason,

former Nickelodeon star Amanda Binds is struggling

and it's not the woke mind virus,

as many people are suggesting all this on Bunjina Report, Early Edition.

All right, before I get to our topics, I need to clear something up.

There were many comments yesterday condemning me for my commitment to vote for RFK Jr.

The issue, you guys, is that I did not say that I would be voting for RFK Jr.

At least I didn't mean to say that. Here's a soundbite from yesterday.

RFK Jr., he represents an existential threat to the establishment.

And I'm not an RFK Jr. lover.

I won't be voting for him in November.

But I do understand that RFK Jr. presents a through.

So I said I won't be voting for him in November, but everybody took it as I will. And I get it. It's my bad. I will be trying to enunciate my words a little better. But no, I'm not voting for RFK Jr. I was just talking fast. I'd enunciating my words properly. But your comments were very funny, those of you who were deeply disturbed by my supposed commitment to vote for RFK.

And I do find a lot of things about RFK very fascinating.

He is a very interesting guy.

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