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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Don't let Coke-tona get away with this

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3807 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2018

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.1

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday, 29th of August, and we found another thick person.

0:14.1

Yes, it will come as no surprise to you that after some of the really stupid people that feature on this program, here she is, yet again,

0:21.9

Kerry Coke Toner, taking her daughter Molly on an illegal driving lesson and live streaming it on Snapchat.

0:29.8

They don't become any thicker than Kerry Ketona, a woman who's a law unto herself,

0:35.0

but she could be facing a £200 fine after taking her daughter

0:38.5

on an illegal driving lesson and then live streaming it. This is a week before her 17th birthday

0:43.0

when she's legally out to start drug. I mean, perhaps she's just stupid. Perhaps you have to

0:47.6

put it down to the fact that she's thick and the amount of drugs she's taken has addled her brain.

0:52.2

Or perhaps she thinks that the law doesn't apply to her. Perhaps it's

0:55.0

a case of only just peasants like you lot. Uh, do it. I mean, if the police decide to take action,

1:00.2

and I'm bloody well hope they do, otherwise you might as well go out there and go, will you,

1:03.9

let Kerry Coke toner off? She could face a fine and six points on the licence for

1:08.7

filming the lesson. Oh, go on. Go on. Please, finer, finer. And the other one as well, the other old baggage.

1:15.4

Meanwhile, here we go. Daniela Westbrook again, the laziest person in the entire world, going to topple...

1:22.3

Sorry, I'm going to be sick. Going topless on the beat. I mean, honestly, there's something very embarrassing

1:27.9

about a lazy old woman who doesn't actually do anything.

1:31.0

They're still laughingly call her an actress.

1:32.7

Nobody's employing her.

1:34.2

I don't see anybody being employed there to help her out.

1:37.1

She's just a waste of space.

1:38.6

But as I say, all these people, they're just laughing at you.

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