give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

run you. It's Jordan Jesse Doe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

John Morris Boy Detective. Okay so I have a big question that's been weighing on my

heart and I usually I would just pray on this but I figured since we're podcasting

I might as well bring it on. Yes. I mean a lot of people say that podcasting has

replaced prayer. Yeah. A lot of people are saying that. A lot of people are

saying that and I agree that that's what's wrong with America. Not any of the

other things. Yeah. If we put if everybody listen if you're out there and you

have a podcast, stop the podcast and get on your knees. Yeah. And talk to God.

Get right with God. Ask him what can I do for you? Then suck one dick. Yes suck

whatever dick your closest to. Okay here's here's my question. Yes. So there's obviously

there's everybody knows this. There's three types of car wash. There's wash your

car in your driveway. There's drive through in the gas station and then there's put

quarters in a car cubby hole. Right. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Obviously

wash your car in your driveway. While arguably some could suggest it's the

summer boyest of the three. Sure. It's comfortably the worst of the three. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Your car, you know, maybe if you're like a serious car guy, maybe you're

there buffing the wheels, your spritz and the hubcaps. That's how yeah. That's

the sound it makes when you spritz the caps. But yeah, I think maybe, you know, someone

who just has a car for functional reasons probably isn't doing that. And so special bucket

and shit. Yeah. And there's no wand. They have a shami made of a kind of cloth, the kind

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