You're listening to Voyage to the Stars, a partially improvised sci-fi comedy.

In our last episode, Tucker reluctantly allowed Nico to board the ship after the crew

unsurprisingly left a path of destruction in their wake on the planet Sigma.

However, it seems as though this mysterious alien has a hidden connection to nothing.

What does it mean for our crew?

Let's find out on this episode of Voyage to the Stars. Oh footage to the stars. arms.

Captain's Log, J-Low BRB.

Oh boy, wow man, I really am feeling it. I'm going to save the universe. That's my goal in life, and it's a goal I'm going to get.

I feel though we have some things I need,

sorry to do some research on,

so I'm going to have her look into this

new alien that's joined the crew.

I'm not sure I like this lady so much or if I could even call

her a lady. She's more like some kind of weird stuffed animal, but whatever. I don't need to gender identity of the alien, I guess, just yet.

Sorry.

Yes, yes.

Three points.

Three points. I don't know what you mean.

I assume there were three points you are about to make.

What's point one?

Okay, so you're just going to yell out your assumptions. That's how it's going to work.

Isn't that what you do? Uh, I make no assumptions because when you make an assumption you make an ass out of you.

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