Don't Jealous Me | Ep 28

The Thick

Comedy

4.7 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

We’re back Thickums and it’s Tabria’s birthday today! Be sure you wish the lovely Pisces many blessings! This week we’re keeping you abreast of all the shit going on in the world plus exploring jealousy in friendships. We hope you enjoy!

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Music Credit: CWatt$

TIMESTAMPS

00:00:00 Intro

00:01:16 Tabria’s catch up

00:06:25 Mindy’s catch up

00:10:16 Airports are madness right now

00:13:59 Mindy’s at wits end w/ White ppl

00:19:58 Partial Gov’t Shutdown & TSA unpaid

00:22:01 Iran War Updates

00:24:38 Cuba’s electric grid collapses

00:25:38 Drone attack kills 1200 people in Haiti

00:26:46 US attempts to destabilize other nations

00:28:24 Food, media and phones all bad

00:30:26 Trump deploys 5,000 troops

00:30:44 TikToker realized civilians die during war

00:32:11 Iran threatens California

00:33:04 Cost of Iran War

00:33:28 Epstein’s prison guard to testify

00:34:34 Eptein in Miami?

00:35:05 Bibi no longer with us?

00:36:01 Trump ultimatum SAVE America Act

00:41:32 DOGE getting sued + depositions

00:45:15 Erika Kirk and young white men

00:46:38 Washington State Senate passes millionaire’s tax

00:47:42 Goldman Sachs 1 million BW Biz application

00:48:47 Ted Cruz calls out antisemitism

00:49:31 Trump endorses Jake Paul

00:50:13 Erika Kirk’s new job

00:51:09 MBJ wins the Oscar!

00:52:41 Jack Harlow “Monica”

00:55:12 LaRussell

00:58:00 IG ends

00:59:02 Meta can take over a deceased person’s account and keep posting

01:00:29 Sam Altman commodifying brain power

01:01:58 Pastor Jamal Bryant “ends@ Target boycott

01:03:14 Labrinth backed out of Euphoria

01:03:56 Paradise!

01:05:04 Jealousy in Friendships

01:08:12 Do we ever experience this?

01:14:41 Have we experienced the inverse?

01:27:22 Have we felt jealous of other friends?

01:34:01 What’s something you thought was normal s a kid but is weird as an adult?

01:38:07 What’s Tabria’s bday resolution?

01:43:27 Outro

Transcript

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0:00.0	see what okay good good evening yes it's evening for us right now welcome to the thick my name is
0:18.9	mindy i'm tib And again, we are tired and it's been a long, long week. How's your week been? You just described it. Long. But it was fun. We had a little birthday shindig with one of our friends last night
0:41.1	it was a good time i love a good game night and yeah it was amazing so intense during game nights
0:48.2	jay was watching you from across the room and just laughing because the faces she was made
0:53.5	terrea's not even in the conversation
0:55.2	she's just people what everybody else is thinking doing and saying and her facial she can't hide it
0:59.6	she's like you were literally like this making the craziest the whole time i was like oh girl you
1:07.7	way too into this she's the game master all right i games. And that was a really fun one. It was called Mr. White, but it's the imposter game. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good game if y'all need one. And it's just an app. So you can play whenever. Yes. Yeah. What about the rest of your week? Work. Oh, we went to a trampoline park on Saturday.
1:32.0	Oh, my God.
1:32.9	Yeah, Trey and Peaches.
1:34.9	And it was really fun.
1:36.4	She enjoyed herself.
1:37.9	But going on a Saturday afternoon is like literally the worst time because there were so many
1:42.7	kids there.
1:43.4	And I was just on high alert because all the big kids there they don't give a fuck they don't and they're jumping
1:48.6	and flipping and shit yeah yeah not on peaches I know no literally I don't have to worry about it because
1:54.3	I know Trey will bulldoze a child and I mean he was having so much fun like doing too much like
1:59.7	girl he pinched in her I'm like you doing too much. Like, girl, he pinched in her. I'm like, you doing too much.
2:02.5	You're trying to flip and shit. You were doing too much. Little did you know you brought two kids. Right. But I was, we were both on high alert the whole time. I would be doing it. But it was really fun. We're definitely going to go back. We're thinking about having her birthday party at one of those.
2:16.6	Hell yeah.
2:17.1	That'd be cute.
2:17.6	But like renting it out.
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