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Don't Ignore These Red Flags | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 15 March 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00 Intro
2:50 My bf refuses to buy me female products https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1idpg1j/my_bf_refuses_to_buy_me_female_products_pads_and/
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18:08 My partner won't let me sleep https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i6b427/my_30m_partner_30m_wont_let_me_sleep_and_i_dont/
30:27 Husband bought me the same earrings I wear every day https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ie6h2v/husband_35m_bought_me_31f_same_earrings_i_have/
39:33 I refused to remove a tattoo for my partner https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1injdnt/aitah_for_refusing_to_remove_a_tattoo_related_to/
49:34 I didn't give my gf my social security number for a background check https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hq6rjg/aitah_for_not_giving_my_girlfriend_my_social/
1:04:33 Am I overreacting to the fact that my bf made up friends? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1hpi0kl/am_i_overreacting_after_i_found_out_my_boyfriends/

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0:00.0

Welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories.

0:01.9

I'm Shane and today's theme,

0:05.5

Red flags.

0:07.4

And I am joined by two people who are absolute red flags.

0:11.2

Courtney and Trevor.

0:13.2

I agree.

0:15.5

Well, actually, that honesty?

0:17.3

Green flags.

0:18.6

The fact, that red flag, but we're honest about it.

0:20.7

That's good. Hi, Shane. Hi. Hey, flag. But we're honest about it. That's good.

0:56.4

Hi, Shane. Hi. Hey, Shane. How's it going? Good morning. It's awesome. Saturday morning. It is, it's a morning. This is our first video up today filming. I don't know if you guys can ever tell the vibes. Depending on if we're filming at 8 a.m. or 6 p.m. I feel like you get a different flavor. You do. I still stand by the statement. When I hear Get Your Pancakes out, I think you're talking about my flat ass. Get your pancakes out. Get your flat ass out. It's Saturday morning. That's how it sounds to me. Get your pancakes out. That's what I've always meant. That's what it sounds like. All right, so I have heard that these stories are going to have a lot of red flags.

1:30.5

Green flags might be a little more rare, but we have the flags there if we ever so choose. Feel free to raise them whenever you want throughout the stories. Whenever I want. Shut up. I don't have to wait to be called upon. Free reign. To be called upon. This is awesome. I've been called upon to raise my power. Praise your flaw, y'all, y'all. Do you think you both are good at catching red flags at this point in your life? Yeah? Okay. I think so. I think it's a red flag of mine that I like sniff out red flags and I'm like, right back, it's like everybody like red flag And I like need to chill

1:32.0

Some people are human and not a red flag is always a

1:35.9

And I'll be all

1:36.8

I used to be a lot worse at it

1:39.6

I think actually worst of all there was a time in my life

1:42.4

When I would see red flags and then choose to

1:45.6

ignore them or choose to, and I'm talking about it in my personal life. And that's kind of what I'm

1:50.5

regarding here is just like in your own personal relationships and stuff of just not recognizing

1:55.9

it. But I think we've all gone through that and that you kind of have to, you have to deal with a bunch of red flags to get to a place in your life where you're good at seeing them. Yeah, I think it's good, too, always, like, if you want to be one who notices red flags really well, but also being able to notice the green flags, too. That's true. I think I lean on the side of trying to see the best in people. So I think I'm better at seeing green flags. But definitely, yeah, I've gotten better at seeing red flags. Good. That is a skill that isn't talked about. It's like the ability to recognize green flags as well. Mm-hmm. And appreciate them. Yeah. Yeah, thanks everyone.

2:34.5

I'm a pretty good person. Hey, way to go. Thanks. Yeah. Let's get to this first story here. Let's go. Yes. Sorry. I'm really excited. I'm real excited. This comes from, am I the asshole? This comes from, am I the asshole? My boyfriend refuses to buy me female products,

2:53.1

pads, and now I'm upset.

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