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Did you see how they haven't come up with some kind of way to come back these storms yet?

They keep saying, you know, two days ago, three days ago, oh it's going to hit all this warm weather, all this warm weather and warm water.

We have a navy. Why don't the navy come and drop ice in the warm water so that they can't get going as fast as it's going.

The innovative solution offered up by an average everyday American there.

Class A moron. It's going to take a fair amount of ice sir.

I as a cocktail enthusiast can tell you if you have a cocktail that is well hundreds of miles across.

You're going to need hell of a lot of ice.

Also from the it's a big world near a lot of Wacadus in a department. Thank you everyone.

And I mean everyone who sent in the picture of the emotional support horse on an American Airlines flight.

It's one of your mini horses cute little muggers of mini horses.

They are adorable. Come on now. I don't know. It's sort of cruel bastard you'd have to be to not enjoy the sight of a mini horse.

But well if I'm in the middle seat I probably don't appreciate it very much.

Yeah. Yeah. You know point of order here. It looks like it's two across.

It's just two not three seats across. So it's a big gal. It looks like a big gal.

There with her mini horse and even a mini horse is still you know horsey enough that it doesn't exactly fit in the seat.

So it's standing there and it's you know if it was two guys in a horse suit the bent over guy would be occupying the open seat.

But the head and front legs guy was squarely in front of this gal who needs a support horse.

But yeah a lot of people took pictures of it.

Yeah. Flight from Chicago to Omaha. And yeah people been sending pictures of it.

I have a dream. It's a beautiful dream. Oh there it is in the airport too. So people got a lot of different pictures.

Cute little thing. I'm dinged.

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