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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Friday the 2nd of October.

So here we are. We're now going to race through October.

And what are we going to get? Rain. Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, all the way through.

But unfortunately, over in the poor old Katie Price household, otherwise known as

the biggest disaster on the planet, her daughter, Princess T.M.E. is gobsmacked as she finds an

open pregnancy test kit in her mother's bag. After revealing she wants a baby with Carl Woods, who's

the little boyfriend at the moment. I say at the moment because they generally last between six months and a year and then she gets rid of them because she gets bored,

mainly because she's old and she's a former glamour model. In fact, she's a former everything.

There is nothing that is positive in her life at all. It's very interesting. Princess

pulls out this sort of test.

I mean, really, I mean, obviously she doesn't know a mother at all.

She needs to try reading the papers a little bit more often.

Then you'll see exactly, you know.

So she waves it and goes an open pregnancy test.

And Kate's boyfriend is equally shocked.

Well, I mean, obviously he's the nink and poop of the year,

ladies and gentlemen. Well done to Carl Woods, who apparently is going to be looking after her in a wheelchair for six more months. But what she's basically doing, Carl, if you're not aware of it,

I'll point it out to you, mate. You're a servant. Okay? I just like I tell you that now,

because you really are

the handbag that she always craves. So you, you sort of push her around and then believe it's

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