Don’t Go Near My Fruit and Veg!

The Buckleys

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Comedy

4.9 • 709 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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James is fuming over the council’s garden waste policy, Clair’s algorithm has developed some unexpected kinks – and the duo dive into a fresh batch of brilliantly bizarre ‘wasted dreams’ from listeners. Listen or watch new episodes every Thursday. You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠[email protected]⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the year 2000.
0:02.8	Everyone, everywhere, is having fun, except me.
0:06.6	On BBC Eye Player.
0:08.0	I worry you're growing up too fast.
0:10.6	Yeah, we can't be your little ducky forever, can I?
0:13.0	Inspired by a true story.
0:14.8	You walk out of this house a boy.
0:16.4	One day you'll come back.
0:17.7	When you do, you will be a man.
0:20.2	I won't hold your breath. What it feels like be a man. Oh, and hard your breath.
0:21.5	What it feels like for a girl.
0:23.2	I wish I could look like you.
0:24.7	Baby, you can.
0:26.2	Why don't you?
0:27.0	Watch on BBC Eye Player.
0:30.0	I love how you don't believe me.
0:31.5	You never stuck up for me.
0:32.6	I do believe you.
0:33.4	You're like, what did you do?
0:36.5	What did you say?
0:37.3	I did believe you. I do believe you. You're like, what did you do? What did you say? I did say that.
0:38.3	So what did you do then?
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