You're listening to KFI, AM 640, the Bill Handles Show on demand on the Iheart Radio app.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

It's a Saturday morning, oh, another three hours to go.

Boy, time goes quick when you're having fun.

You know, it's the 30s, oh, there's all that.

The 30 seconds seems like three hours, isn't it?

No, not at all.

All right.

The phone number is here where you can call and get marginal legal advice is 800 5201534.

That's 800 5201534.

Top of the hour, always the best time to call as we start the show okay 800 5201534 that's the number to start and as always we take a few minutes to ramp up.

So if you want to jump in and you have a question, do it early, early.

And then you will get up on the queue and we'll grab you.

All right.

A couple of rules we always have.

And that is if you are completely unintelligible, I love those calls.

If you are in some kind of a facility,

a mental facility, always very strong, because I always wonder how you can actually dial that phone, press the buttons in a straight jacket, always a joy to me and a wonder.

And then if you have a set of circumstances that are very strange, you've been caught, you know,

for example, having sex with your aunt and you're in trouble, please call.

800, 520-1534.

Talking about family issues. Oh, this is Handel on the Law. Marginal legal advice. Okay, talking about

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