Hello there and happy holidays! If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning

to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

And so we've collected a few Christmas news letters for some festive fun. Names and

locations have been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years,

it's that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

Welcome back to It's a Wonderful Lie! We're getting close to the end, you guys!

I don't want it to ever end. I know. I don't want to have to wait a whole other year. I know.

I'm Ashley Flowers joined by Holly Laurent. Hi friends and Greg has here we are again. Can't wait.

I don't want to, I only can say that one more time you guys. I'm getting, I am getting really

well. I'm getting sad. Oh no, both days of Christmas isn't enough. Let's extend it. It's the penultimate

episode. So the letter I have today, I don't want to spoil anything, but there is a big secret

that gets revealed. So have you guys ever had like a secret revealed on Christmas or like a

secret surprise or anything like that? Oh boy. Yeah like I hear a lot of people get engaged at

Christmas. Oh right. That's a wonderful surprise. I have a really nerdy one which was the biggest

Christmas gift surprise once was I got a trumpet for Christmas. This makes it seem like, this makes

it seem like I grew up in 1921. I got a trumpet for Christmas that wasn't under the tree. My dad came

in from another part of the house playing the trumpet and it really shows the dorky nerdy sixth

grader that I was just and we have this on video. I just screamed hot dog. Hot dog. Stop it. Yeah.

Where is that video? It's never coming out. I have it locked in a safe. I was just like,

no I think I said, I dropped it. Hot dog. Like every why why I'm glad I went into

comedy. Hot dog. My family was so Christmas crazy that we started doing so much weird stuff where

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