Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll get our first NFL picks of the year from Chuck Todd,

and we'll chat with Mark Feinstein to see how pennant racers are looking as we head into the stretch run.

But first, let's do some commerce, boys and girls.

Previously on the Tony Cornhazer Show.

Closest to the pin would have gotten him enormous shop credit on his own.

Two inches, I'm serious.

And it's 31 on the back.

That's four under on the back.

68 on the day.

I mean, come on.

So we have won, and I have gotten a series of emails and texts from people laughing at me saying gross.

Gross.

Stop it.

Mary the subject line from one, Al, Al Serfino, have you no shame?

That's right.

That's right.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhuser Show.

Here's the haiku from Shedd. It's a hycou for gross versus net. It's not how one plays. The key to shop credit is. The partners you pick. Yes. Yes. Arch and I were useless. Useless on the gross. Arch may have helped on the net once. I didn't help at all. I had no parts.

It's the worst I ever was in my life. But Michael and Tom were great.

Carried the day. And didn't miss a putt from inside eight feet. So...

That says later in the day, Tom sent me a photo of his T-shot in 16, just asking if we wanted it for show notes.

Just tremendous. So yes, everybody's making fun of me. That's okay. But I got, you know, Arch is getting his sweater. Arch is getting his sweater. That's the important thing. Arch is getting a sweater. All right, let's open this show. Let's rid ourselves of the Nats early. The Nats can only beat terrible teams. A series win. Yes, they faced a terrible team last night, the Miami Marlins. They beat the terrible Miami Marlins. Cade Covelli left with the win. He had to win. He gave up a couple of runs. It was a three-run game, then it was a one-run game. James Wood hit a home run. He crushed a home run. There you go. You know,

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