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Hello and welcome to J-Train Podcasts.

It's J-Train Jared Fried. Come here live from the quarantine cabin on Lower East

Side of Manhattan. We are here every Monday and Thursday with your emails,

your stories, your questions. I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling the friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That's how it works people. Listen, we're in the holiday season. This is the time to give.

Give the gift of J-Train. That's right. I'll be...

We'll do the whole thing. I'll go sit in your driveway. It'll be like the Mercedes commercial.

You'll put a big bow around me and I'll be on the driveway outside in the snow.

A beautiful snowy landscape. Just enough topical snow. What are they? No, conversational snow.

And it'll be drifting down and I'll have the big bow on my head and your sad single friend.

You'll bring them outside and you'll be like, I gave you J-Train. I'll be like, hi.

I'm your gift. Give the gift to J-Train,

tell a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa. Let everyone know.

Let the church bells ring with J-Train. And make your Instagram story. That's a great thing to do.

It feels good when you make your Instagram story. And you could also, if you want to get more involved with this,

I got a YouTube channel. The YouTube channel, I'm putting up a lot of stuff. The Bachelor Recap Show, Rose Rehash.

I got the Vence Sesh. We're giving them advice to people coming on live to talk about their issues.

I got stand up. Pay how it's called YouTube.com slash Jared Freed, YouTube.com slash Jared Freed.

You can watch this full episode on YouTube. All the full episodes are on YouTube.

Also, Patreon, we're doing three additional podcasts a week, three additional podcasts a week for five dollars a month,

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