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Joel Osteen Podcast

Don't Faint In Your Mind

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Don't Faint In Your Mind

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

0:05.0

with those all over the world.

0:07.0

Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today.

0:24.0

God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:27.0

If you're ever in our area, please stop behind.

0:30.0

Be a part of one of our services.

0:32.0

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

0:35.0

I like to start with something funny.

0:37.0

I heard about this archaeologist in New York.

0:41.0

He dug down ten feet and found traces of copper wiring dating back a hundred years.

0:47.0

He concluded New Yorkers had a telephone network over a hundred years ago.

0:53.0

Not to be outdone, an archaeologist from California dug down twenty feet,

0:58.0

found copper wiring dating back two hundred years.

1:01.0

He concluded Californians had a massive communication network,

1:06.0

a hundred years earlier than New Yorkers.

1:09.0

Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas dug down thirty feet on his farm

1:15.0

and found absolutely nothing.

1:18.0

He concluded three hundred years ago,

1:20.0

Texans had already gone wireless.

1:23.0

See it like you mean it.

1:26.0

This is my Bible. I am what it says I am.

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