Don’t Even Try to Squash My Happiness
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2024
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Mama T and Brandi are comin' in hot this week with a solo episode AND a new momtra: if you’re not with us, you’re against us. Your two hosts are choosing happiness as they catch the stoners up on some recent controversial fashion trends, dive into Tool Time Tish’s exciting renovations, and discuss the power of a southern accent. They’re also putting it all out there on Truth or Toke, where they discuss if they've joined the mile-high club, what exes they've drunk texted, and who they are currently stalking on social media. Plus, Brandi gives her top tips to doing Vegas the right way, and Tish reveals who she recently smoked a big fatty with! Enjoy Stoners!
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| 0:00.0 | Who knows what the next one's going to be, you know, like, do one thing. |
| 0:06.8 | Everybody tries to squash my happiness. |
| 0:10.6 | But guess what? |
| 0:11.5 | It ain't working. |
| 0:14.8 | I feel so much better. |
| 0:16.5 | I just got that out. |
| 0:20.4 | Hey, y'all. |
| 0:21.3 | I'm Randy Cyrus. |
| 0:22.6 | Wait, are we live? |
| 0:24.1 | And that's my mom, Tish. |
| 0:31.0 | Sorry, she's stoned. |
| 0:33.3 | Ha! |
| 0:43.9 | What's up, stoners? We're back. And per usual, we had some, like, tech issues. Tish was too stoned. And we started talking about posture. So I wanted to, like, start there. So, like, let's get into that. |
| 0:49.1 | And honestly, being an equestrian and riding horses, you're kind of used to that. Right? |
| 0:54.9 | We're supposed to have great posture. |
| 0:56.8 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:57.4 | There is something about the riding and the horses pulling that I think eventually you do kind of get that way. |
| 1:04.6 | But also, I think desk culture is just killing everybody. |
| 1:08.8 | And not my generation as much, but yours, like, that whole, like, eight, you know, nine to five office job. Like, everybody did that. Totally. That's, like, I guess they were a little obviously older than you. But, like, those people from, you know, that generation that just went and sat at those desks, I think, are like, yeah, crazy. And I just don't want to do that. |
| 1:28.7 | Well, I used to, I, like, I feel like mine must be better because do you not remember |
| 1:33.9 | there was a period of, oh, it was during my breakdown. |
| 1:40.2 | Which I know. |
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