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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Don't Date Him!

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0

Do you think that parents should have a say in who their kids are in a relationship with?

0:09.4

Is it any of their business because her dad thinks he should have the right to say something,

0:14.3

and actually it's getting so bad he wants to pull all kind of financial support from them,

0:19.6

but is it worth it? Got to hear the situation you can decide today with ask my mom?

0:26.4

Hi, my name is Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:30.8

You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

0:35.7

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:39.9

Yes, hello. How are you? Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday in real time.

0:44.4

If you're listening as such, thank you for being here. If you're listening,

0:48.2

and it's not Tuesday, the 19th, well, thanks for catching up. Appreciate it.

0:53.2

We're a podcast. It's based on three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom.

0:56.8

That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot, and we love my mom. My co-host, Nancy Yancy.

1:01.2

Hi, mom. Hi, honey. I've got probably less than 30 minutes to knock this episode out,

1:06.1

because I accidentally just took Melatonin. So it's way too early for Melatonin.

1:14.0

There's a chance I might pass out by the end of this episode. We'll see. I take a powder

1:20.0

form of Melatonin. At least I said I was going to do it for two weeks, and I was like about six

1:23.9

months ago. I put it in a glass, put some water in there, drink it at night. Well, I came in from

1:33.9

work, and I was going to get some water, and I use the same glass, not realizing it was a

1:40.2

Melatonin glass. There are still like some of it sinks to the bottom, you know? Oh, no.

1:47.7

We'll see. Oh, boy. We'll see how it goes over here. We'll see how it goes. I'm curious if you

1:54.8

would have made the same decision that I made when it came to reporting myself to my Uber driver.

2:00.1

I told this story really quick on the radio today, but I wanted to share it on the podcast as well,

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