Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast, where we're all about Commander, Data, and Dad Jokes.

I'm Joey Schultz, and I'm joined by my fantastic co-hosts.

Up first, it's a new year, so he added another counter to his copy of

the Millennium Calendar.

It's Matt Morgan.

So it finally snowed, and it was weird.

I saw a snowman at the grocery store

going through the produce aisle,

and I thought it was kind of rude to be doing that

because he was looking at the carrots,

and you really shouldn't be picking your nose in public.

Okay.

Not once during any of that, did I ever know where you might be going with that whole?

That's the whole point is to keep you on your toes, which snowmen have none of because they're just very orbular people.

All right. Up next, he's pretty sure that the Millennium Calendar, that's not a magic card.

That sounds like it's something from Yu-Gi-O.

It's Dana Roach.

I just kept putting off coming up with a New Year's resolution this year.

So, like, to start the year off with the win, I finally settled on

deciding to just procrastinate more often. All right. I mean, I honestly, I think that's

going to work out pretty well for you. That seems pretty good. Yeah. Like I said, you

start the year off of the win and then I've managed it. Yeah. yeah. That's a goal that we can all aspire to for this year.

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