Don't cry over spilled tequila
Match Made in Manhattan
Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison
4.6 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Are we sweating for wellness or for attention? This week on the pod, we debate performative saunas and heated workouts, Katy threatens to remove Adam from her close friends story, and we unpack the bizarre but very real concept of “step friends.” We’re gearing up for a full NYC bachelorette weekend, praising The RealReal while Adam spirals over the dragonfly blazer he returned and will never emotionally recover from, and of course, he runs into an ex flame at a bar with Colbie because the universe loves to give you chaos when you're in Williamsburg. We take a detour through Fingerbang Alley, and read a listener email about a spilled drink situation that quickly turns into something much bigger (that we may have witnessed??) All of that and more on this week’s episode of Match Made in Manhattan!
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| 0:00.0 | Are you going to get kicked off the real real by what you're about to admit here? |
| 0:03.0 | I wouldn't call you a jealous person. |
| 0:05.5 | Oh, good. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, that makes you feel good. |
| 0:07.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:07.5 | And Adam goes, we have to get out of here right now. |
| 0:10.2 | I was being an empath. |
| 0:11.9 | I was feeling your stress with you. |
| 0:13.7 | You sent my close friend's story. |
| 0:15.9 | I did. |
| 0:16.8 | You little rat. |
| 0:18.2 | You little rat. You little rat. |
| 0:29.5 | After many tech issues. |
| 0:34.1 | We just had a few memory card problems. |
| 0:37.2 | This is bringing me back to the good old days years ago. |
| 0:38.2 | Where we would like... Would nothing would ever work for us? Lose episodes every week. And we'd be like, sorry, guys, no new episode this week because we like lost it. I hope we're not speaking it into existence. Because honestly, when all this was happening, I was kind of like, this feels like a bit of a bad omen for... Deja vu. It feels like old times. Are you comfortable over there? |
| 0:54.7 | Adam has his shirt unbuttoned to his belly buttoned. |
| 0:57.2 | Because it's so hot. omen for... Deja vu. It's like old times. Are you comfortable over there? |
| 0:54.7 | Adam has his shirt unbuttoned to his belly button. Guys, it's so hot. I just went to Barry's. It really is crazy. I went to Barry's and did I talk about how they got... There's this one guy in my Barry's class all the time who like points the hair dryer at himself. Did I already talk about this before? Not the hair dryer. A new character unlocked. |
| 1:11.9 | So now that I'm, |
| 1:12.7 | I go to pretty much the same process |
| 1:14.2 | every single week. at himself. Did I already talk about this before? Not the hair dryer. Okay, there's this new character unlocked. |
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