Don't Cry It's Christmas by David Brent

The Ricky Gervais Podcast

Glyn Hughes

Brent, Gervais, Extras, Podcast, Ricky, Life, Xm, After, Merchant, Office, Stephen, Comedy, Tv & Film, Derek, Sirius, Deadly, Flanimals, Pilkington, Karl

4.2 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2016

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

From my album, David Brent - Life On The Road, available at all good record shops and off the internet. Makes a wonderful Christmas gift - just like this video; my Christmas gift to you. Merry Christmas!

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0:00.0	This is our last song. It's our last gig actually of the tour. It's a true story this. It's about a little orphan kid who was dying in Oswell in Sla, I read about it and I thought, oh, do a song about that.
0:15.0	I thought it would be a good Christmas song as well but no one was interested in releasing it.
0:21.0	No, you didn't get to hear it. You know, those sort of things happen all the time, don't they?
0:26.0	So I might get a chance to do it with another kid one day. Anyway.
0:34.0	Don't cry. It's Christmas. Santa's coming soon though you ain't got a mummy or daddy. Santa still loves you.
1:00.0	And he's riding on his reindeer to trample down the glue. So don't cry. It's Christmas. Santa's coming soon.
1:18.0	Don't cry. It's Christmas. Santa's feeling fine though you know you'll never see him. He's not just in your mind and it's not that he's invisible.
1:35.0	It's because you're going blind but don't cry. It's Christmas. Santa's feeling fine.
1:50.0	Don't cry. It's Christmas. Santa's on his way though he's got a billion children. He's only got one day.
2:03.0	You've got slightly less than that. If I were you I'd cry but don't cry. It's Christmas and everything's okay.
2:47.0	It's Christmas. Santa's coming soon.
2:59.0	It's Christmas. Santa's coming soon.
3:11.0	It's Christmas.
3:35.0	Snow.

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