Love Island, the morning after!

Ariel, welcome back. How was Glastonbury?

It was really good. I had missed you though.

Have you missed me? It was the first one since the pandemic, wasn't it?

Since what?

Well, Glastonbury was cancelled because of the pandemic, wasn't it?

Are you trying to call me, eh, can see Zach then?

Maybe. Are you planning to keep that up the whole episode?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Okay, I won't find.

Okay, coming up on Love Island the morning after, I love triangle comes to a tipping

point. I made my bed and had to lie in it and it was going to be difficult from the start.

There's quite a big fallout from Damie's fortune telling to discuss as well.

Anyway, don't come to me to get your mind read. That is all I'm saying.

I'm out of business.

Plus, I'm Bernie Kenner, who returned home and they've got the cases full of Villa gossip.

Well, they made me do it for like three minutes nonstop in there, and they did it even the show,

I had the show.

Ariel, what's your hidden talent? Obviously, you know what mine is sprinting,

our second quickest in Essex and obviously rapping as well. What's yours?

I'm making sand on my toes.

Can you?

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