Don't Come Out At Night Time #8

She Didn't Text Back Podcast

She Didn't Text Back

Comedy

5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	You ready?
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.0	Yeah, here we go.
0:06.0	Let's prepare.
0:07.0	Let's get ready to jump right off.
0:09.0	If I jumped off a cliff, what you jump to?
0:12.0	No, absolutely not. Really? If I had off a cliff, would you jump to? No, absolutely not.
0:13.0	Really?
0:14.0	If I had a parachute and you hadn't one, too, would you then jump?
0:16.0	I don't even want to do it with a parachute.
0:18.0	Really?
0:20.0	If I went down a slide, would you go down the slide? I'd go down a slide.
0:21.0	If it had water in it, I wouldn't do it really yeah you know water
0:24.5	parks are like the most fun you can have that's what y'all say but for you don't have to you
0:29.2	don't have to know how to swim you realize that right you're like in an inch of water.
0:33.4	You can drown in like 15 inches.
0:35.9	Yeah, if you're like drunk or passed out facing downwards.
0:38.8	I see I just say it.
0:39.8	15 inches that's a lot though you can try.
0:41.4	I think you can drown in like an inch of water.
0:43.2	That's if you a baby and I'm like way past baby.
0:46.3	But you only like 13 months out. I'm way not a baby.
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