Don't Climax; Become Smarter

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.0	Welcome to episode 26 of the Jettelmick and Rosenthal Vanity Project,
0:07.0	JARVY BEAT.
0:08.0	Junior Vice President.
0:09.0	When I die, bury me and peanut butter sauce from a friendly zi screamer.
0:14.0	Pain or damage don't end the world, where despair or fucking beatings.
0:18.0	The world ends when you're dead.
0:20.0	Until then, you got more punishment in store.
0:22.0	Stand it like a man and give some back.
0:30.0	Oh yeah, it's JARVY BEAT after dark.
0:39.0	We're here late night.
0:41.0	Episode 26.
0:42.0	In the studio.
0:43.0	I know I asked you.
0:44.0	Are we sure it's 26 and you were like, I know the episode number don't worry about it.
0:50.0	Not a good impression of me at all and I just said it.
0:53.0	Like he just had to remember what I just did.
0:56.0	Yeah, I know exactly how many.
0:57.0	We got this is after this, we only have 13 episodes left, 14 episodes left.
1:02.0	And I think it's time for the network to come back and renegotiate.
1:08.0	Okay?
1:09.0	I know it's going to be ending at some point you might as well get in now.
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