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Don’t Call An Ambulance Unless You’re Dying—Here’s Why | Corporate Casket

iilluminaughtii

Blair Zoń

Documentary, Education, Business, Society & Culture

4.4961 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Go to http://stitchfix.com/CASKET to get 25% off when you keep everything in your Fix. Sign up for our Patreon to support what we do! https://www.patreon.com/iilluminaughtii Welcome to the Corporate Casket, a weekly series where bad businesses go to die. Don’t call for an ambulance unless your life absolutely depends on it—we’ve heard that phrase before. Ambulances are notoriously expensive, sometimes over a thousand dollars for a two-block drive. But why? We all know the medical system is broken but how come ambulances, which aren’t even a part of it, seem just as exploitative? Connect With Me: https://linktr.ee/iilluminaughtii’ Sources: https://justpaste.it/4q5ol Writers/Researchers/Helpers: Ali Z-B This episode was edited and mixed by: G. Thomas Craig Album cover art created by: Betsy Primes Intro Song Credits: Trauma- Will Van De Crommert Outro Song Credits: Electronica Punch- Oleksandr Koltsov Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're visiting your friends from out of town laughing at a new comedy special on Netflix.

0:08.8

Maybe you're all watching a football game and eating some chips or it could be that you're just at a crowded party and as an introvert

0:15.0

you're that person in the corner having a conversation with the dog. We've all been there and

0:19.2

honestly kind of prefer it. But then something unexpected happens.

0:24.0

When you go to stand up, you slip.

0:27.0

Maybe it's on someone's spilled drink, or maybe the household dog peed all over the floor and you fell in it.

0:32.4

Gross. But either way, you took Maybe the household dog peed all over the floor and you fell in it.

0:32.8

Gross. But either way, you took a pretty hard fall.

0:36.4

That hurts. But it's okay. You can just brush it off and hope no one else notices.

0:40.9

Only everything hurts. Like like really hurts. You didn't just twist your knee and

0:46.3

curse but your chest is in agony and it's a sharp pain. Walking no longer feels

0:52.0

easy and your arm feels like it's going numb. Like what the

0:55.1

hell is happening? Are you dying? By now you're probably panicking at least a

1:00.1

little bit. Your friends are most certainly terrified. This came out of

1:03.2

literally nowhere. So they call an ambulance and off you go to the hospital.

1:09.2

Thankfully you did not have a heart attack. It was just some sprain tendons and ligaments as well as some really nasty bruising, but overall you're okay.

1:18.0

However, you nearly do have a heart attack when the bill comes in, $3,660. But hey, you've got great health insurance at least, right? Yeah, well, they only cover half of that. So you've got to pay just under $2,000 for a four mile long ambulance ride.

1:35.2

Now this might sound like a mistake, an exaggeration, but it's not. This is almost exactly

1:40.4

what happened to Roman Barche, a software engineer.

1:44.4

He told fierce health care that had he known what he would have to pay ahead of time, he would

1:48.6

have crawled to the hospital himself.

1:51.2

While crawling with emergency room where the injuries isn't ideal for anyone, many have found alternatives to an expensive ambulance ride, like lift and Uber. lift for a ride to the emergency room. Skipping the more expensive and sometimes slower.

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