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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

What makes good water to great water? For this week’s pod, Xolo and Jacob review some of the best H2O on the market. The two take a trip down memory lane and discuss bartering your school lunch, bringing onions to class, befriending your principal, and much, much more.

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to the new year, bitches.
0:05.0	2022.
0:10.0	That's the first bitches of the year. Let's go.
0:13.0	I am one half of your now older podcast,
0:18.0	Ramario Sholo Mariduenia.
0:20.0	I am the slubriously handsome.
0:23.0	I fucking ate this voice that you do.
0:25.0	Have Jacob St. Bertrand.
0:28.0	Someone buy Jacob a thesaurus or something.
0:31.0	You can't keep using solubrious.
0:32.8	Bro it is the it is the best word ever.
0:36.6	It's my favorite word I'm sorry solubrious but it means spectacularly average.
0:41.2	Yeah no the podcast knows. You've said you've described yourself as salubrious every week for 17 weeks or 16 weeks.
0:50.0	Now they know what salubrious is. Yeah, during the first podcast they were like,
0:54.0	Salute, C-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-
1:00.0	Is it Salubress?
1:02.0	That's what I'm going to the podcast. Is it's sooebress? It's one of the 12th.
1:03.0	Um, welcome to the podcast.
1:05.0	It's the first podcast of the year, whoa!
1:06.0	Happy New Year's.
1:07.0	How was your New Year's,
1:08.0	How was your New Year's, Jacob?
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