The blending Pokemon cards.

Chat's now going to blend a lighter.

Will it blend?

That is the question.

Remember that show?

Yeah, shout out to the goat.

Will it blend by blend tech technologies.

But today, I'm just going to shove as much random sh** as we can in this blender. I reckon until one of us loses an eye or a lip. We're going to blend some awful food together and make some alcoholic drinks that I'm going to drink. In exchange, Chad will risk his life. Fair trade. Fair trade. So what is that? This is just some grapes. All right, give me that. Take the seed out. Take the seeds out. The cyanide. You know when you get the seed out. Yeah, I don't want the seed of that. I don't mind the orange shirt skin and all that. Chuck an apple in there. Chuck a banana in there. Kiwi. This is literally just a smoothie. Bailies and vodka. Chad. What? Grape juice. I don't overfill it. Yeah, that's a lot.

Fuck it.

I don't.

That did it with ease.

I was worried it wouldn't be up.

Man, they've really improved blenders over the years.

It just tastes like a boost juice. I don't taste any alcohol. There's a lot of, um, debris. What did this spit out? What is that? Oh, that's the sticker. Does it blend? Yeah, it does. Let's make a nut and gummy bear smoothie. How about that? What else can we have? A melon ball? What the fuck?

Is that just a tiny watermelon?

Is it bounce?

Why?

I wanted to have that...

Gummy bears?

Oh, a bit of chocolate.

Can we just slow down and make some calculations?

You're just going ahead and shoving random shit in.

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