Don’t blame the atomic wedgie
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
What do you eat at the cinema? Popcorn? Nachos? Maybe a hot dog? Well, if you’re Pete Donaldson you eat a fish sandwich… of course!
As well as discovering that on today’s show, we also call out the news outlet that tried to claim the atomic wedgie was the cause of a terrible crime. Luke then relives his youth as he teaches Pete all about infamous playground punishments.
What playground punishments existed at your school? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | There's something special about Clayton Hotels. It's... it's me. |
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| 0:23.0 | at Claytonhotels.com. |
| 0:25.0 | Clayton Hotels. Our focus is always you. |
| 0:30.0 | Do you ever worry people take the football a little bit, too? |
| 0:35.0 | Seriously? |
| 0:36.0 | Very rarely, does it all go completely silent, |
| 0:39.0 | because no one knows what. |
| 0:41.0 | If so, don't worry, because the football ramble is here |
| 0:44.0 | and we'll be releasing new episodes every Monday, Wednesday, |
| 0:48.0 | and Friday this season. Trust us. |
| 0:50.0 | It's not like any other football podcast out there. |
| 0:53.0 | Did you hear that a man in Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate |
| 0:56.0 | to get home for the start of the semi-final against Croatia |
| 0:59.0 | that he stole a bus. |
| 1:00.0 | But did he do the stops? |
| 1:02.0 | He gets on the P.A. |
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