Don't Binch and Drive *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Julia and beautiful Nick are reunited at last for a truly chaotic stoned episode. The bestinas address the alarming number of binchies who have gotten into car accidents while listening to the pod, and consider the spiritual ramifications of vehicular binching. COUNTLESS digressions include: Clavicular being brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader, the horror of being butt dialed by a friend who is talking shit about you, and Julia and Nick's upcoming trip that will finally change everything.
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| 0:00.0 | As I drive and giggle with my close personal friends, Julia and Nick, I turn left at an intersection I have journeyed through many times before. |
| 0:08.3 | Only this time it is different. |
| 0:10.5 | I get about 25 feet past the intersection and I hear a loud crack. |
| 0:14.7 | My car stops moving, but it's still on and otherwise fully functioning. |
| 0:18.7 | The front passenger side of my car is tipping far lower than it |
| 0:22.2 | should be. So I assume it's like very boatlike. She's dipping. She's dipping, Starbird. So I assume |
| 0:29.7 | the tire is flat. However, when I try to push the gas to get myself out of traffic, the car doesn't |
| 0:34.5 | even move a little tiny bit. I become distressed. |
| 0:38.2 | I turn on my hazards, roll my window down, and begin looking around frenetically to nonverbally |
| 0:43.3 | communicate to onlookers that I'm not choosing to do this and I need help. |
| 0:48.2 | That's relatable. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm not choosing to do this and I need help. |
| 0:53.0 | It's like because how do you like... |
| 0:54.4 | That's a mood for life. |
| 0:55.6 | Yeah, totally. |
| 0:56.6 | How do I non-verbally communicate that I need help? |
| 1:01.6 | A man and his daughter pull over and offer to push the car just as I predicted. |
| 1:06.1 | The man walks to the front of my car and when I ask, is it flat? |
| 1:09.6 | He looks at me and says, it's sideways. |
| 1:12.3 | I'm sorry, sideways. I get out of the car. The entire wheel is indeed sideways. It is very apparent |
| 1:19.3 | that my car will not be moved without a tow truck. I thank the man and his daughter for offering |
| 1:24.1 | to help and they go away. I get in my car and call 911 because I'm in the middle. |
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